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Add Comment | 145 views Rajnikant once raced with time and guess what happened…time is still running !:P
LOL could not resist myself from sharing this one liner but guess what I saw today on the front page of GIZMODO. Rajnikant ! Yeah. Rajnikant has been featured in an article on GIZMODO. Its about a video posted on Youtube. Post title on GIZMODO says “The Only Sci-Fi Movie You need to watch for the rest of your Life”
Let me share something special with you. This is Endhiran, a Bollywood action flick. It’s like Terminator, The Matrix, and Transformers combined, but better. Or, as Jesus summarized, “an orgy of absurdity that not even Michael Bay can match.” It’s definitely absurd. More absurd than it looked in the trailer, which was already pretty absurd. And for some reason, this compilation clip is dubbed in Russian, but I guess I wouldn’t want it any other way. Update: A reader writes in with two important facts. 1) Robot is, in fact, a Kollywood movie (Tamil, whereas Bollywood is Hindi) and 2) it was the most expensive Indian movie ever made. Of course it was!
[ Watch the Movie of Your Lifetime after the Break]
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Add Comment | 505 views There were these two software engineer friends and both of them had Sardarji drivers. They were having an argument about whose driver is more stupid.
So one of the friends called his driver:”Oye Santa Singh”. Santa Singh replied: “Ji praaJi” his boss said: “take this 100Rs, go to Showroom and buy a Mercedes Benz for me” Santa Singh said: Oh fikar hi na karo ji.mein abhi aaya”
The boss said to his friend in a winning tone.” See how stupid he is.he went to buy a Mercedes for only100Rs,”
The other friend said” Still my driver is more stupid” Then he called his driver Banta Singh and said” Go home and check if I’m there”.Huh? Banta singh said” ji mein abhi aata hoon dekh kar”.
His boss said “see my driver is more stupid. he can’t even realize tht how can i be at home if i m here”
Now Santa and Banta met on their way.
Santa: My boss is sooo stupid.he gave me 100Rs, to buy a mercedes.he does not even know that today is Sunday and all showrooms are closed.
Banta: My boss is even more stupid.. He sent me to check if he is home..he has a cell phone .he could have called home and check if he is there..??
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2 Comments | 382 views An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure. From: Grey, Jope
Professor : Is GOD ALL – POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent )
[Find out what happened next]
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Add Comment | 299 views Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.
Doctor:No problem,just take this medicine before you sleep.
Sardar: Is there any problem if I take the medicine from tomorrow because today is final.
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1 Comment | 675 views This is the actual radio conversation (released by the chief of naval operations) of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
CANADIANS: “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision”
AMERICANS: “Recommend YOU divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision”
CANADIANS: “Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision”
AMERICANS: “This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course”
CANADIANS: “No, I say again, you divert your course”
AMERICANS: “This is the Aircraft Carrier USS LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that’s one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship”
CANADIANS: “This is a LIGHTHOUSE. Your call”
I think I should start a Joke of the Day section here as well. That might give you some laugh after your busy schedule. What do you say ?
